Mother’s Day Freebie ~ and a gift for you too! #humor #nonfiction #Mother’sDay

Perfect Mother’s Day Present—Mom needs it and so do you!

Good news! For Mother’s Day, you can get Mom her own paperback copy of Life Begins When The Kids Leave Home And The Dog Dies at the special sale price of $5.10/£4.23 and also download a Kindle copy for yourself TOTALLY FREE!

But you need to hurry. This sale only lasts five days, until May 7th.

“Don’t bother me unless there’s blood. Or smoke. Or LOTS of water…” —Mom, reading Life Begins When The Kids Leave Home And The Dog Dies.

Chapter 1. A California girl named Barb met her prince of a guy. He was tall, dark, and handsome. (Actually, he was a Republican. But he was definitely tall.) They fell in love, and got married.

Chapter 2. He brought her to his castle in England and they lived happily ever after. THE END**

**Luckily, 35+ years of…